If You've Ever Stared at a Blank Screen... These 47 "Fill In The Blankâ Templates Will Have You Sending Profitable Emails in Under 3 Minutes
Get more sales, build trust, and never struggle with writerâs block again by using these Simple FCKN Email Templates that work for almost any niche (even if you have a small list)
If you're tired of not knowing what to writeâŚ
If you've tried writing emails but get âcricketsâ as a responseâŚ
And if you're tired of losing the relationships youâve built with your audience from sending AI emails that you know your readers will spot from a mile awayâŚ
Then I've got great news for you.
I'm going to show you a simple way to write profitable emails that your readers love in under 3 minutesâŚ
Not only thatâŚ
These simple email templates work whether you have 200 people on your list or a list of 10,000+ subscribers.Â
And you don't have to be a "natural writerâ, copywriter, or some hot shot storyteller.
In fact, youâll never have to stare at a blank screen again.
Now I know what you might be thinkingâŚ
This sounds too simple to work, right?
That's what I thought too... Â
Until these same templates generated over $132,000 in sales for a customer:
First let me introduce myselfâŚ
My name is Parker Worth
And over the past 3 years I've written over 5,000 emails for myself and clients across different niches from:
- Fitness
- Finance
- And a lot more
These templates let me write entire email campaigns in less than an hour.
But it wasn't always that wayâŚ
3 years ago I quit my job and moved to Brazil.
And I found myself stuck with the 90% problem most entrepreneurs face:Â
The feast or famine cycle.Â
Let me explainâŚ
I was riding the high of my first course launch, but then the money stopped coming in.
Because I had no idea what I was doing. I didnât know how to write emails that made sales, built trust or deepened relationshipsâŚ
Therefore, Iâd just blast urgent emails which made me look desperate for income.
Destroying all the trust Iâd built with my customers, because I had no idea what I was doing. Every email I sent pushed me into a deeper hole.
I'll never forget staring at the ceiling in my SpongeBob underwear thinking:
"Jeeze... what am I going to do?"
I talked to some entrepreneur friends who all suggested the same thing:Â
Freelancing.
And sure, freelancing is a good solution. One good client can easily cover the bills and more.
But this brought on another problem:
I still had no idea what I was doing. LOL.
Sure, I could write emails for myself. But for other people in different markets? That's a whole different burrito (whatever that's supposed to mean).
I'll never forget when a friend referred me to a clientâŚa hot shot 8-figure company.
All I had to do was write 10 emails for a product launch.
So the campaign was glorious and reaped lots of profits, right?
It flopped.
Iâll never forget laying my face in my palms from shame.
Yes, I failed the client and refunded what they paid me. So I did a lot of work for nothing.Â
But I looked like an asshole to my friend, who put their reputation on the line to help me out.
"Stupid neck-tattooed dingus"
I thought to myself as I fiddled my thumbs, reminiscing about the sweet paychecks I used to get as an electrician...
Most folks would just throw in the towel after a failure like that.
But this failure was the best thing that ever happened to me..
Because with the next client I got, I realized something crazy:
What if instead of writing different emails from scratch for every client and campaign...
...I just recycled the winners?
I took 2 of the best performing emails from my product launch, templatized them, then reworded them for my new client.
Can you guess which emails got the most sales?
Yup. The 2 email templates.
Now, it doesn't take an Einstein to realize 2 email templates aren't enough for an entire email campaign.
What about:
- Different offers?
- Different markets?
- Different situations?
I needed a templatized system that could work for anyone, at any time.
Easier said than done...
So I went all-in.
I hired Ian Stanley as a mentor and paid him a college education to get the "email marketing" shortcut. I bought every course I could find on email. I even wrote emails for clients for free, just to sharpen my skills.
It's safe to say I spent more time and money than most folks spend on a college education, just to master email marketing.
Now here's where the journey really sucked:
In the beginning, for every winning email that printed cash, I had to write 20 emails that flopped.
The failure felt like a machete to my ego.
But as time went on... I started writing more and more winning emails.
I sent as many emails as possible to my list, saw which emails performed the best, and templatized them for my future campaignsâŚfor myself and clients.
5,000+ emails later...
I discovered the hidden patterns.
Subject lines that got 10% higher open rates, body copy that drove 5-10% click through rates, and 127 word emails that drove massive sales.
My clients started asking me:
"Parker, can I get that template you used for my last campaign?"
Even my friends who saw my results started asking:
"Dude, how are you writing campaigns so fast? What's your secret?"
That's when I realized...
These weren't just templates that worked for me.
They worked for everyone.
So I took the 47 highest-performing email templates from those 5,000+ emails and packaged them into a system.
I call them Simple FCKN Email Templates.
And now, you don't have to spend years writing 5,000 emails yourself... testing, failing, embarrassing yourself in front of clients and friends.
You can skip straight to the winners.
Introducing
Simple FCKN Email Templates
Get 47 plug-and-play email templates that:
đŤ Remove writerâs block.
âąď¸ Only take 3 minutes to fill out.
đ¸ Give you instant revenue boosts.
đŻ With the hooks, subject lines, and frameworks that sell.Â
But let me be clear...
These aren't just any email templates.
They're conversion optimized templates that have generated hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue for my business, and othersâŚ
Each template represents hours of copywriting expertise, A/B testing, and market validation.
Professional copywriters charge $500-$2,000 per email campaign, and a single successful email can generate thousands in revenue.
I personally charge $4,000 plus commissions for an email campaign.
Your price today?
Just $47.
But is it only $47?
Because I hope you get such great results with these email templates that you buy my other products.
How's that for transparency?
I could easily charge $197+ and sell to fewer people, but I'd rather help 1,000 businesses succeed at $47 than 100 businesses at $197. When you see results, you'll come back for more products.
That's my business model.
So click the big green button below to get 47 email templates that generated $132K in sales in 5 days for my customer:
Here's What's Inside:
EMAIL #1: The Vulnerable Affiliate
- A brilliantly sneaky "confession-based trust" trick that triggers the reciprocity bias in your reader's brain... making it possible to sell affiliate products to cold lists without any of the icky "I'm only here for the commission" energy that makes people unsubscribe.
- The "Triple Pain Amplifier" pattern hidden inside that makes your readers expect the next thing you say to suck... then completely reverses their psychology in a single sentence by breaking the pattern. (This is pure neuroscience â their brain literally can't help but pay attention when you do this.)
EMAIL #2: The AI Objection Destroyer
- The AI Objection Destroyer consistently outperforms almost everything else you could send... and the counterintuitive reason that emails about AI being flawed tap into the deepest fear humans have (hint: it's not about technology, it's about being replaced and losing status).
- A devastatingly effective way to back up controversial claims with breaking research... so you never sound like every other fear-mongering marketer screaming "AI sucks" while everyone rolls their eyes at you.
EMAIL #3: "Locked In A Room Email"
- The claustrophobic email framework that forces your reader to mentally experience being trapped with their problem... until your product becomes the only logical escape route. (Warning: This is intense and works because of something psychologists call "forced perspective.")
EMAIL #4: The Lost Opportunity
- The Lost Opportunity weaponizes regret and FOMO without sounding desperate... by making readers realize they've already missed similar opportunities in the past, and this might be their last chance to not make the same mistake again.
EMAIL #5: Proof Of Receipt
- A sneaky credibility-building technique that makes skeptical readers trust you instantly... by showing them evidence that other people just like them have already taken action (even if you only have a handful of customers).
EMAIL #6: The Freemium Offer
- The strategic "free sample" approach that gets people to raise their hand and self-identify as interested... without requiring them to pull out their credit card yet. (This is pure lead generation gold, and it primes them for your real offer later.)
EMAIL #7: The Final Hour
- The Final Hour is the most effective deadline email in the entire collection... and the psychological reason that focusing on what readers will lose access to (rather than what they'll gain) creates more urgency than any other closing technique.
EMAIL #8: The Fear Fixer
- A counterintuitive way to address your prospect's biggest fears head-on without accidentally amplifying them... by reframing the fear as something that's already solved inside your product.
EMAIL #9: The Check In
- The casual "checking in" strategy that doesn't feel like a sales pitch at all... but gets non-buyers to reply and tell you exactly why they haven't purchased yet (so you can handle their objection in real-time).
EMAIL #10: Practice Don't Make Perfect
- A belief-destroying email pattern that challenges the "hard work" myth most people believe... and repositions your product as the smarter shortcut that gets results without the grind.
And that's just 12 of the 47 templates inside...
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 I literally don't have room to break down every single one on this page...
...But you're also getting the exact email that made me $16k on a list of 800 people... the "skeptic destroyer" that converts people who've been burned before... and the cart-closing sequence I used to hit $47k in a single launch.
Plus 35 more templates that cover every selling situation you'll ever face.
So go ahead click the big green button below and get 47 proven templates for just a $1 a pop...
Darion Rae
"I made my money back after sending the first email. I earned over $1,000 in a week from these templates"
Charlie Bennet
"I never made a single dollar from my email list until Parker helped me with his email templates."Â
Alex Olim
"Parker's email templates helped me get $10,000 in one week and revive my dead list"
đĄď¸1 YEAR MONEY BACK GUARANTEEđĄď¸
If you're not happy with these templates I'll give you a FULL REFUNDâŚ
âŚEven if you've had these templates for an entire year.
During that entire year you'll have the 47 email templates that have earned customers hundreds of thousands of dollars combined and only take 3 minutes to fill out...
...For less than the price of a cup of coffee.
I'm confident you'll join hundreds of buyers who email back:
"These paid for themselves after the first send!"
If you decide the templates donât make you more than your $47 investment, simply email [email protected].
Youâll get 100% of your money back, no questions asked.
And you keep every template as my thank-you for giving them an honest try.
No forms, no screenshots, no awkward questions. No hidden clauses, no âprove you implementedâ hoops.
Either the templates add profit to your inbox, or you keep them free.
Thatâs it.
97% of email lists don't make a single dollar
But if you have an email list, even a small one, then you can start seeing returns immediately.
Look, each of these templates alone could make you thousands of dollars.
But even if you use one email and it makes you $47, youâve already got back what youâve spent on this course.
My goal is to help you make 10Ăâ100Ă what you paid.
But the reality is you should make back at least what you paid.
If you have 200 people on your list, itâs going to pay for itself.
Here's the deal:
I normally charge $4,000 a month plus commissions to write email campaigns for other people.
And how much do I charge to consult people to monetize their email list in 30 days? Well, like I said, if you wanted me to write for you, it would be $4,000 a monthâŚ
If you want me to work with you one-on-one, I charge $500/hr.
I can only help a few people at a time if I work with them 1-on-1, and Iâm currently booked.
So I thought to myself:
What if I could create something that would help as many people as possible, while still being reasonable?
What if I could create a product that I wouldâve paid for back when I started?
If I had the knowledge I have now, back then, I probably would be a multimillionaire by now.
Thatâs why I created these 47 profitable email templates.
Donât let size fool youâŚ
These 47 templates represent thousands of dollars and countless hours of meticulous research and testing.
You think you need more time to âthink about itâ?
You're wrong!
The best time to start was yesterday.
The second-best time is right now.
Click the big green button below and start sending profitable emails today.
