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Simple FCKN Funnels

Buy the Simple Fckn Funnels course now and in 30 days you' you’ll build a funnel that prints cash on command (without needing a tech degree, a giant following, or weeks of overwhelm.)

What you'll get:

  • A bizarre funnel-building secret I learned from watching my $200/month software subscription bills pile up... that led me to discover the "one-time payment" tech stack now saving me $7,200+ per year (while my competitors keep bleeding cash on Kajabi and ClickFunnels like stuck pigs)

  • The "ThriveCart secret" that most funnel gurus will never tell you about... because it completely destroys their monthly recurring revenue model (hint: it involves a one-time $495 payment that has made me more money than $50,000+ in Kajabi subscriptions) - Plus step-by-step integration guide

  • Why the late, great copywriting legend Eugene Schwartz's "awareness ladder" is the missing piece that turns confused browsers into hungry buyers... and the 5 awareness levels that most funnel builders completely ignore (costing them 60%+ of potential sales) - Includes awareness-level content templates

  • The counterintuitive "simplicity principle" that a 7-figure entrepreneur accidentally discovered when his "advanced" 12-step funnel got hacked... forcing him to rebuild with just 3 pages that somehow made 4X more money - Complete funnel blueprint included

  • A sneaky "weekend warrior" approach to funnel building that has nothing to do with working harder... but can take you from zero to your first $1,000 in cashflow in just 48 hours (even if you've never built a funnel before and think you're "not technical") - Weekend action checklist provided

  • The "no-brainer offer" template that a struggling coach used to go from $0 to $25K/month in 90 days... by filling in just 4 blanks and testing it on a tiny email list of 247 people - Fill-in-the-blank template included

Plus These Exclusive Bonuses:

BONUS #1: Email Reply Feedback (Value $500)

Exclusive email access to me for your first 30 days (something I normally charge $500/hour for) for feedback and questions.

BONUS #3: How to Create Products for Your Funnel (Value: $497)

A sneaky "backwards product creation" method that a broke copywriter used to generate $47K in pre-sales... before he even recorded a single lesson (most people build first, then wonder why nobody buys) - Includes the "survey system" for getting your audience to hand you bestselling product ideas on a silver platter

BONUS #3: The Funnel Building Agency Starter Pack (Value: $997)

The exact client-getting email sequence that landed me my first $2,500 funnel project in 72 hours... starting with a cold email to a business owner who'd never heard of funnels - Complete with portfolio templates, pricing structures, and the "results guarantee" framework that closes deals on the spot