

THE FIRST PICTURE HERE IS MY MUGSHOT.
THE SECOND PICTURE IS ME NOW.
I was sitting in the back of a beat-up Honda Civic surrounded by empty beer cans...
...Sporting the kind of grin that only comes from doing something you probably shouldn't.
The air smelt like rain and trouble.
Then I heard a BANG that was way louder than expected.
This isn't a scene from a movie…
It's just another Tuesday for teenage me.
My buddies and I thought we were the kings of the world when really, we were just a bunch of kids playing with fire... literally.
We'd just turned a mailbox into an improvised fireworks show, and it wasn’t even the 4th of July.

Looking back, I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.
But at the time, we thought we were invincible.
That is until the universe decided to give me a serious wet willy that altered my life forever.
You see, that innocent mailbox wasn’t so innocent at all…
Why?
The mailbox belonged to a police officer.
Yeah, talk about bad luck. And to add some spice to this shit-flavored curry mess…
It was my third run-in with the law before I even turned 18.
When the officer looked me in the eyes he told me about my future:
Given my track record, I couldn't blame him...
But life has a funny way of proving people wrong…
After dropping out of school and landing a job as a janitor, I hit rock bottom.
How come?
Well, my first day on the job was an 18-hour day, cleaning bathrooms for the Winter Special Olympics… (I’ll let your mind fill in the blanks with what happened that day.)
Because I was so freaking broke I’d eat chicken fingers out of garbage cans.
I’d spend my skin-burning winter nights scraping the snow-covered parking lots.
I prayed to find some change for gas money…only to find pennies most of the time…








I'm American.
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) January 8, 2025
Last year I moved to Brazil.
What I’ve seen shocked me.
10 crazy Brazilian experiences I still can’t wrap my head around: pic.twitter.com/BZYTf5Vdcd
I'm American.
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) December 2, 2024
I just revisited my home country after moving abroad 2 years ago.
What I saw shocked me.
13 American oddities I still can't believe: pic.twitter.com/A8bL10HgUR
I'm 28 & I'm almost a millionaire.
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) April 8, 2023
I started as a janitor.
If I lost everything today, here is my 21-step game plan to get it all back within 1/2 the time:
(This thread gets juicier & juicier as you read)
At 17, I was depressed and scraped parking lots for change.
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) July 7, 2023
It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
Here’re 10 lessons I’ve learned going from janitor to 6-figure entrepreneur: pic.twitter.com/fnxR7YURxr
The CEO of OpenAI who helped create chatGPT:
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) July 14, 2023
Sam Altman.
He has a net worth of $250,000,000 from his businesses. I've spent 100s hours researching his blog and interviews.
Here're 10 powerful lessons on how to be a great entrepreneur: pic.twitter.com/SbVlhEf736
The Greatest Entrepreneur of the 21st Century:
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) June 23, 2023
Tim Ferriss.
I've spent +1,000 hours studying his books, podcasts, blog, and videos.
Here're 10 of his best ideas to help you win in business (and keep your freedom): pic.twitter.com/SaCb0pNNip
Adam Sandler now has a net worth of $440,000,000
— Parker Worth ⚡️ (@worth_parker) July 18, 2023
But 7 years ago, he was considered a washed-up failure.
Here’s the story of the greatest career comeback no one is talking about: pic.twitter.com/j5P9nHvNwu

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