I'm going to prove it to you with the Mr. USA story that changed everything...

Last year I got one of the biggest opportunities of my career.

Building and launching a funnel for a former Mr. USA.

And let me tell ya that was intimidating.

I hopped on a zoom call and only saw a jawline that could cut steel, and a symmetrical face forged through years of genetic perfection.

...Not to mention this guy was a hot shot with BIG status.

I knew if I could pull this launch for him...

The word of mouth and references he could send my way would inject steroids into my bank account.

Or so I thought.

Because this former Mr. USA (who asked to remain anonymous), didn't have a business outside of modeling. Which meant he got most of his attention from his good looks.

And if you don't go down the dirty OnlyFans rabbit hole, good looks are hard to monetize.

But me, being a neck-tattooed chump, love a good challenge.

The challenge?

Building and monetizing an offer for someone who didn't have an existing business.

And this is where things got worse...

Mr. USA wanted to launch a fitness coaching business.

The problem with this is that fitness is one of the most competitive niches online. Sure this guy won Mr. USA, but without proof your program works, you're literally competing against a million other coaches.

Most of whom are very good looking as well.

Here's what I could have done (and what most "funnel experts" would have told him to do):

• Write a sales page longer than a college textbook...
• Set up complicated tech that looks like a spider web…
• Build complex email sequences with 20+ automations...
• Spend 6 months creating a massive course with 50+ modules... 

But I did the exact opposite.

The result?

I built a simple funnel for Mr. USA that not only positioned him as an authority overnight, and created an asset he could run over and over without touching ads or complicated tech.

He gets low ticket payments every day. And signs high ticket clients on the backend.

Some might say this is neck tattoo magic...

...But it's not.

Because the most simple funnels are the most profitable.

Now you may be thinking...

"This sounds almost too simple to work."

But here's the secret guru marketers don't want you to know...

While other people are spending months building complicated courses and fancy sales funnels, you could be making money more easily.

The Mr. USA funnel proves that customers don't care about complexity. They just want quick results.

And sometimes the simplest path is the most profitable one.

Within the first month, this "simple" funnel generated over $47,000.

But here's what really blew my mind...

The people who didn't buy immediately didn't just disappear. They stayed engaged. They kept opening emails. And 3-6 months later, many of them came back and bought the high-ticket program.

That one simple funnel — built in 48 hours — solved his income rollercoaster problem forever.

And this is exactly the problem most entrepreneurs face…

Let me explain…

I've had $60,000 business months...

...And I've had $3,000 business months.

That's just part of biz. There's a lotta ups and downs...

But even when you follow the same strategies, steps, and tactics... You can't control the markets, human behaviors, or demand.

And anyone that tell you otherwise is a sadistic piece of s**t.

But when the business rollercoaster gets low, I'm talking really low, there's one time tested strategy I use to earn thousands of dollars in a day:

Simple FCKN Funnels.

Because here's the deal...

Most people think they need some brilliant idea, a finished product, or a pile of cash to start making money.

They spend months stuck in analysis paralysis, trying to make things "perfect". Meanwhile, you're watching other people (who are WAAY less qualified) make money while you're still planning.

You just need a simple funnel that sells the idea first.

And I've discovered the fastest way to do that...

The self-liquidating offer that funds your ads

What if building a funnel didn't require 19 tools and 3 months?

Here's what you actually need:

A self liquidating offer that funds your ads. You spend to acquire new customers. Use funnels to increase the average order value and lifetime value. You spend to get new subscribers, those subscribers buy on the front end.

Traffic source — You need to get people's attention from social media to your offer. Pick ONE platform and stick with it.

Optin page — You need to get your followers off of social media as fast as possible. You own your email list and it isn't affected by Elon Musk takeovers.

Tripwire Offer ($7) + Order Bump ($27) — The fastest way to turn a complete stranger into a customer is with a tripwire. And when someone buys from you, that means they're a lot more likely to buy again.

Upsell ($97) — Customers who just bought are more likely to make another purchase. There's something weird that happens in human brains that make people think: "buy more, buy more."

That's it.

No complicated funnels with 100 automations, triggers, and tech stacks that would make Albert Einstein's eyes bleed.

You just need a simple funnel that you can build in 48 hours, launch, and collect payments.

Because complexity is what kills most businesses. And simplicity helps them scale.

But here's the problem...

Most entrepreneurs will never make serious money online. And it's usually for one reason.

You don't have a "magic follower" number before you build a funnel.

I waited until I had 17,000 followers to try and monetize my audience. But if I had a funnel in place while building my audience, I would've made a lot more moolah.

But I listened to this awful advice:

"Build your audience and the business will come"

I found out the hard way that's a load of horse shyt. In fact, focusing on just building your audience is a way of avoiding the real work you need to do to build a business.

Think about this...

You have a link that automatically takes people to different sales pages and offers. You put that link in your social media bio, and comment under your posts.

People click that link and buy stuff.

The audience is worthless if you don't have that funnel.

But wait there's more...

When you have a funnel ready to tip, you are more motivated to grow your audience, because more attention means more sales with less work.

Plus, even a "bad" funnel with small traffic will teach you more about your audience in a week than months of just posting content.

So here's what I've done...

I've put together a complete system to walk you through building these simple funnels.

It's everything I wish I knew when I was burning through my savings in Brazil, wondering if I should reach out to my former boss and beg for my old job back.

Because when I quit my job as an electrician and moved to Brazil, I found myself burning through my savings.

I built an audience on Twitter, but had no way to monetize it.

So there I was, alone in a country that didn't speak English, in an empty apartment wondering how I was going to earn a living online. I'll never forget getting messages from friends saying:

"How's playing entrepreneur in South America going? When are you going to get back to work?"

Talk about a confidence booster hahaha.

You see, I thought the solution was building an audience. I was told to just focus on building an audience and the business would come. But let me tell ya...

I had 17,000 engaged followers that weren't paying bills.

I'll never forget fumbling with my phone in my hands wondering if I should reach out to my former boss, and beg for my old job back.

But just then I saw an ad for Russell Brunson's book: "Expert Secrets".

I learned that I could build funnels and sell courses based on my expertise. I got to work researching everything I could about marketing funnels. That's when I decided to launch an audience growth course about my "Story System" that taught people how to get attention on Twitter and LinkedIn.

The result?

I made $23,000 in my first launch.

I'll never forget the feeling of seeing stripe notifications pinging my phone over and over...

Since then, I've spent $23,000 of my own money running ads to different funnels:

• Quiz funnels
• Optin funnels
• Webinar funnels

That's when I started to see what worked. I created swipe files and templates of the winning copy, hooks, sales pages, and emails.

And my clients' funnels caught fire too.

Like the Mr. USA challenge funnel that did $47,000 in the first month. 

Here's why Simple FCKN Funnels will work for you... 

This isn't some bozo business model that only works for my business. This is a business model that I've tested with paid ads, and clients ranging from finance to fitness.

But instead of the typical complicated funnels that look like a spider web...

I made Simple FCKN funnels the best guide to help you pick the right funnel for your business goals, use templates and swipe files to build funnels fast. All while learning how to optimize and scale your funnels for maximum profits.